| Event | Description | Finish | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dumb Standard | 3 rounds for time 10 DB Clean & Jerks 10 Ring Muscle-Ups 10 DB Snatches M: 100 lbs W: 70 lbs Rest exactly 1 minute between rounds 13 minute time cap | 5th | 09:35.0 |
| Midline Sadness | 6 Rounds for Time: 12/9 Cal SkiErg 12m Handstand Walk 12 MB GHD Sit-Ups (20/14) 12m Handstand Walk *Handstand walks must be unbroken Time Cap: 15 minutes | 1st | 09:58.0 |
| Lineman's Fright | 4 Rounds for Time: 6 Deficit Handstand Push-Ups (9"/5") 30m Flipsled Drive(90/Empty) Time Cap: 8 Minutes | 5th | 05:58.0 |
| Think-N-Thin | For Time: 6/4 Legless Rope Climbs 12 Overhead Squats(205/145 lbs) 6/4 Thick Rope Climbs 12 Axle Bar Overhead Squats (185/125 lbs) Time Cap: 8 Minutes | 4th | 03:58.0 |