| Event | Description | Finish | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dumb Standard | 3 rounds for time 10 DB Clean & Jerks 10 Ring Muscle-Ups 10 DB Snatches M: 100 lbs W: 70 lbs Rest exactly 1 minute between rounds 13 minute time cap | 8th | 09:47.0 |
| Midline Sadness | 6 Rounds for Time: 12/9 Cal SkiErg 12m Handstand Walk 12 MB GHD Sit-Ups (20/14) 12m Handstand Walk *Handstand walks must be unbroken Time Cap: 15 minutes | 5th | 10:57.0 |
| Pillgatory | For Time: 50 Pill Thrusters (100/70) 50 Chest-to-bar Pull-Ups 50 Pill Lunges (Anyhow) 50 Chest-to-bar Pull-Ups 50 Pill Thrusters Time Cap: 18 Minutes | 6th | 12:53.0 |
| Cyclist's Delight | 2 Minutes after the Conclusion of Event 4 4 Rounds For Time: 20/18 Cal BikeErg 40 Drag Rope Double Unders 8 Minute Time Cap | 4th | 06:47.0 |
| Mad Moon | 5 Rounds For Time: 600m Run 15 Burpee Yoke Get Overs (40"/34") 5 - 7 - 9 - 11 - 13 Deadlifts (365/245 lbs) Time Cap: 24 Minutes | 9th | 23:51.0 |